Canon Powershot E1 – Who’s Box Of Cereal Did This Pop Out Of?

If this camera didn’t sport 10 MegaPixel resolution and all the other goodies that are standard on such a gadget, we would definitely call it worthy of the nearest Lucky Charms box. On second thought, we don’t know of any six year-olds that would feel comfortable packing around this piece of machinery.

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LG CP150 Not Cool. Not Fly. Just Ugly.

This reminds us of the phones our 90 year old grandmothers go after. Perhaps that’s who they’re marketing it towards but that shiny shell with pin holes in it just isn’t turning us on. The only thing we have left to say about this disgusting piece of shiny plastic is we wish LG’s marketing department luck. We’re pretty sure we can hook you up with a 90 year old – dentures and all.

Learn More About This Device At [Engadget Mobile]

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Vertu Throws Ferrari Logo On Ugly Phone – Ferrari Ascent Ti collection

Ugly Gadget Lesson #1: Putting the Ferrari logo on any gadget doesn’t automatically make it look cool.

Acer has tried it, now Vertu! We’re not millionaires, but we can’t see this appealing to any. We’d rather put our cash on a horse race than buy this ugly piece of machinery. One last question popped into our minds just before exiting this products informational page: Is the default ringtone a “neigh”? 

Last thing we’ll say: If you’re a millionaire and you just happen to be reading this post, we strongly encourage you to lean back and think long and hard about this phone. If you still don’t realize how ugly it is, we recommend you stand up, walk to the nearest wall, move your head back and forth in a beavis and butthead motion till it begins to hurt. Now walk back to your computer and look at the phone again.

The above exercise was designed to make you snap out of the trance that the Ferrari logo tends to put people in.

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Enter: The Hideous LG KS500

Look LG, we don’t care that your new phone features a 3 megapixel camera, GPS and an optical touchpad. What we’re concerned with is how your designers managed to royally screw up the complete look of the device. Note to LG: Backhand the design team for the LG KS500.

If you decide you like the looks of this phone, please, exit this site as soon as possible: [More Info On The LG KS500]

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